i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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