Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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