is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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