so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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