I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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