just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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