How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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