HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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