Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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