That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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