It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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