just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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