Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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