he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dicks are not precious.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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