Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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