I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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