do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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