I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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