shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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