carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize