But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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