Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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