You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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