doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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