So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
