He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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