school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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