you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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