Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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