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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just cropdusted the office

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(434): View more from Virginia

So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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(818): View more from California

his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(989): View more from Michigan

But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.

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(303): View more from Colorado

like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad

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