The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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