i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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