Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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