Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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