On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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