no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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