The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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