We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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