you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
well you can't waste a boner
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
