life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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