I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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