Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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