if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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