this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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