Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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