real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.