I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix