If i come over, it means nothing
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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