with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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