i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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