glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
