There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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