i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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