I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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