Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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