I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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