Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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